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What you do if you have a Beautiful Mind

Math can damage your health

by Not-so-bo-ri-ng
September 30, 2003

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The study of things that are pointless.

2+2=who gives a shit about math

by grgreenhut@Gmail.com
September 13, 2007

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Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"

It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

by Chazm666
July 22, 2010

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One of the core disciplines within science. The major fields within mathematics are algebra, analysis, number theory, topology, geometry, combinatorics, and logic. Math is concerned with structure, space, change, and quantity.

Mathematics requires much rigor for writing proofs. Most people are only introduced to mathematics that does not require such rigor. Mathematics is extremely influential in many fields, and, without it, modern society would not be the same - it would be less advanced.

Mathematics requires much rigor for writing proofs. Most people are only introduced to mathematics that does not require such rigor. Mathematics is extremely influential in many fields, and, without it, modern society would not be the same - it would be less advanced.

It is only two weeks into the term that, in a calculus class, a student raises his hand and asks: "Will we ever need this stuff in real life?" The professor gently smiles at him and says: "Of course not - if your real life will consist of flipping hamburgers at MacDonald's!"

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

by andrecitito
September 12, 2011

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An exclamation of extreme displeasure. Derived from the frustrating school subject of mathematics. Used to replace such derogatory words as: fuck, screw, shit,and damn. Often referred to as the "universal pronoun". It can be used to cover a mistake such as cussing in front of your grannie (no one likes to get their ear pulled) --OH fu-- math!

Oops, I mathed up!

I'm goin to go math all over the bathroom.

Dude, math you, you mathin' bitch.

I'm goin to go math all over the bathroom.

Dude, math you, you mathin' bitch.

by Biggs
November 25, 2003

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How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.

Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!

by bumbleclot
May 05, 2009