A-absurd

T-teaching

H-habit

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.

One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.

Everyone else: That's a great idea!

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Buy the mugEnglish: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'

*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*

Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'

*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*

English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '

*Laughs again*

Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'

English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'

*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*

Fin

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Buy the mugMe: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my

grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I

wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!

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It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

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Mathematics requires much rigor for writing proofs. Most people are only introduced to mathematics that does not require such rigor. Mathematics is extremely influential in many fields, and, without it, modern society would not be the same - it would be less advanced.

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...