Masturtweeting
Trump's unhinged and fact-disregarding pronouncements over Twitter are the best example ever of masturtweeting!
Masturtweeting by Zach's Dad January 7, 2017
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Masturtweet
The act of tweeting yourself, i.e. sending yourself a tweet by sending, replying or retweeting to yourself on the twitter network.
Usually the act of "Masturtweeting" is followed by sudden realisation and an expletive, often followed by a public tweet apologising for masturtweeting in public.
Usually the act of "Masturtweeting" is followed by sudden realisation and an expletive, often followed by a public tweet apologising for masturtweeting in public.
@me yeah dude, I was totally wasted last night <enter>
"Oh Shiz, just sent that to myself again..."
@all sorry guys, just masturtweeted again, can't help myself
"Oh Shiz, just sent that to myself again..."
@all sorry guys, just masturtweeted again, can't help myself
Masturtweet by ccwharris November 4, 2009
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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