markabation

An action performed by certain individuals using large elephant genitals and a wood carving similar to that of Ron Jeremy.

A very uncommon taboo.

Allie: Hey what's up?
Kid: Not to much...just markabation. =)
Allie: Again?!
Kid: Yeah...don't judge me.

See also blumpkin

markabation by AllieTheKiller January 31, 2010

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Macabation

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

Macabation by filmzillz May 21, 2012

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markabation • Macabation • Macrabation • Mangabation

Mangabation

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

Mangabation by ShadySean December 27, 2010

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Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.

“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”

Macrabation by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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