Mangabation 

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

Mangabation by ShadySean December 27, 2010

Mancubation 

The process through which a human embryo is incubated inside of a man.

Example 1: When all else failed, the partners turned to mancubation to have a child.

Example 2: Sean loves Bob Schneider so much he would mancubate his babies.

Mancubation by Megapedia March 27, 2010

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words

Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.

mangulation by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009

MAGAbating 

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Macabation 

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

Macabation by filmzillz May 21, 2012

mandatation 

A suggested invite to be followed on a whim.

The meeting will be by mandatation only.

mandatation by JT June 30, 2004

manvacation 

a. taking a vacation with your man when you are to lazy to work
b. playing hookie with your man

Kristin is taking a manvacation in Fort Collins.

manvacation by Mr#J January 9, 2014