Macabation 

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

Macabation by filmzillz May 21, 2012

Mancubation 

The process through which a human embryo is incubated inside of a man.

Example 1: When all else failed, the partners turned to mancubation to have a child.

Example 2: Sean loves Bob Schneider so much he would mancubate his babies.

Mancubation by Megapedia March 27, 2010

MAGAbating 

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Medabation 

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.

1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”

Medabation by Audessy August 2, 2023

Mayobation 

Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.

1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.

Mayobation by Joe Da Hoe April 21, 2006

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

Macerbation by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008

maceration 

1.To make soft by soaking or steeping in a liquid.

2.To separate into constituents by soaking.

3.To cause to become lean, usually by starvation; emaciate.

“His winemaker allowed the juice and skins of the white grapes to macerate together overnight before pressing”

maceration by The Scholar June 26, 2003