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Texas Marinara 

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.
After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara
Texas Marinara by LaHound June 28, 2018

Marinara 

An Italian word, literally meaning 'sailor style', referencing the coarse nature of seamen and their perceived propensity for the anus.
Come here Cecil so I can give you a good rogering... marinara style
Marinara by jahRambo May 8, 2011

marinara muff dive 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

marinoia 

1. When one becomes paranoid from smoking cannabis. Marijuana - + - Paranoid = Marinoia
"No, Tess, there are no cops in the bushes. You just have marinoia."
marinoia by Matt Cote December 12, 2006

Marinationous Maximus 

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.
Marinationous Maximus by Pi Ups April 27, 2010

Marinalapes 

Marina Del Pino, known as Marinalapes, is a solo artist, Dancer and Vocalist under Clorofila Entertainment. She debuted with her Pre-Release Single called 'Fish In The Pecera' and with her Title Single called 'What U Want'. Marinalapes is one of the thicciest persons in the Music Industry and is rumored to collab with queen of rap Nicki Minaj.
Marinalapes don't want Lola to choose Dynamite for SOTY because Psycho is so much better.