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Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.
“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene
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4 way mounted mantle penis 

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
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Goon Mantle 

Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.
Example 1

Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.

Example 2

Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
Goon Mantle by PearlFly January 24, 2013

Wild manlet

A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.

They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.

Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.

One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.

Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
an it whos gender is highly in question also has a problem stalking others
cris i cant figure out if u are a guy or a girl. stop bein a manalet
manalet by welchy anderson2 October 28, 2009

Turbo-manlet 

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.
Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!
Turbo-manlet by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

Manlet Monday

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
"Are you fuckin stoked for manlet monday?" - Sun
"Hell yeah. Im gonna twerk!" - Martinez
Manlet Monday by goaart June 4, 2021