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mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.
"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"
mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

manclean 

Attempting in vain to remove dirt. You just put the breadcrumbs under the carpet, leaving it all as dirty as before.
Example 1

Karl: Dude, I'm sorry, cannot go out tonite, my mom wants me to clean up my room.

Bob: So what? Just manclean it.

Karl: Nice idea bro! I'll be out in five minutes!

Example 2

Single men have no idea of what real cleaning is. They just manclean.
manclean by Big Ruler August 5, 2012

manletism 

The condition of being a manlet, aka short male that usually compensates by getting ripped.
Poor josh, he suffers from manletism
manletism by pussyplayer34 September 19, 2018

mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.
John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.
mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008

manpleaser

The mouth of a woman, or man if he's a homosexual.
Shut your manpleaser!
manpleaser by Jason Hahne April 25, 2004

Mancleanse 

A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.
Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice
Mancleanse by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015