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maneurysm 

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.
When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.
maneurysm by Theo June 22, 2006
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Maneurysm 

The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.
Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?

Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.

or

Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!

Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.

General response:

Her: Uugh...ah!

Him: You okay baby?

Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Maneurysm by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013

Maneurysm 

A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations.
"Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
Maneurysm by Stacherella December 12, 2009

Maneurism 

An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.
I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.
Maneurism by Craig Bloch-Hansen April 28, 2004

maneurism 

(n.) A melodramatic or conniption-like reaction to the (mis)behavior of a male companion, paramour, or significant other.
When Jane found out that Dick had cheated on her with Spot two days prior to their wedding, she had a maneurism and had to be carried, screaming, out of the Bridal Salon at Bloomingdales.
maneurism by Theo October 6, 2005

Maneurysm 

A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing.
My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.
Maneurysm by ConrailTV-6 January 5, 2010