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Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010
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MY GIRLFRIEND ERIKA WENT TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUGE MALANGO SO MUCH THAT SHE FOUND 2 OF THEM AND DIDNT COME BACK..

ONCE YOU GO MALANGO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TANGO ..
MALANGO by VIBROSO October 31, 2011

Tapanga Malanga 

Name of an internet blogger who will probably be famous some day. She has skits that don't seem like skits and she is friends with a bunch of random famous people, like The Arkanes.
Did you see that Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube?
an exaggeratively large penis
damn tony has a malanga according to his girlfriend
malanga by daloudboca August 19, 2007

malagnard 

noun; something that is not completely awful, but not great either. The middle road between standard and lanyard.
The party wasn't great. It was malagnard.
malagnard by yup June 24, 2004
Malanna is the coolest, prettiest, most amazing gal you'll ever meet.
She is kind, fun, funny, good to talk to, always there for you, absolutely drop dead gorgeous and just an amazing person all together.
Everyone: "OMG DID YOU SEE MALANNA SHES SO PRETTY I LOVE HER"

Other everyone: "IK RIGHT! she also has the biggest bunda i've ever seen" *heart eyes*
Malanna by yourdadsneakylink November 5, 2022