mal loye
probably the best cricket player in the world... played the best shot in history - sweeping brett lee for 6 !!!!
mal loye by george12345 June 18, 2008
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Malloyee
An individual who has gained many unattractive attributes because of working in the mall.
i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.
-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.
-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.
-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.
-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.
-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.
-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.
-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.
-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
Liz: Holy shit did you see that?
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.
Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.
Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
Malloyee by sulliwully86 January 27, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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