Mal-Cum

Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.

Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.

Mal-Cum by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010

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Mal-Cum

A sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blowjob, and the man ejaculates into the middle of The Autobiography of Malcolm X, in which the cum streams down into the woman's mouth, and she screams the phrase "black rights" repeatedly.

I'm going to give you some thick Mal-Cum!

Mal-Cum by bruh111 November 17, 2019

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malcumbating

the act of masturbating on a public bathroom floor while taking a shit

Janice: oh my god! did you hear about what happened with Craig?!

Roger: yeah! it was sickkkkkkkkk. coach Rosine found him in the 6th floor boy's bathroom malcumbating!

malcumbating by Chief Brown Bottom October 26, 2011

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malcum

when malcolm

I'm malcumming
I malcame

malcum by killer bean baitsa datso December 6, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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