Makenshitus

n. Ma-ken-shi-i-tus
The infliction of becoming addicted to the internet. Not being able handle long periods without the internet. Symptoms include staying on the internet for excessive periods of time, using internet lingo and phrases in real life, going to sites like 4chan.org or myspace.com too much, making people wait in the car for long periods of time while they "check" the internet, and while not on the internet, think about being on the internet when they get a chance. Withdrawls of this disease generaly cause more alertness, extra sleep, becoming more active, and actually having a life.

Earnest can't you go like five minutes without the internet! Gosh you do have Makenshitus!

Makenshitus by TheGrimReaper008 November 10, 2008

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makeshitup.com

NOT A REAL SITE...
this is more like a gag joke that was started recently at my college.

place to cite sources that you have made up.

Edward: Everybody knows that 94.6% of all precentages are made up on the spot, my source is makeshitup.com.

Class: <LOL>
Teacher: Good argument.

makeshitup.com by Edward Evil, CEO of Evil INC November 16, 2004

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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