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1. magnet ass
The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?
2. magnet ass
The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"
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