3 definitions by rolltide55

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Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
by rolltide55 January 09, 2010

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One who frequently smokes marijuana. Mentioned in the movie PCU.
Tell those Frisbie-chucking cheeba monkeys to get this right.
by rolltide55 March 26, 2010

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Attempt to fart and accidentally expel fecal material; shart, poop,wet fart.
I tried to squeeze off a fart but was afraid I would throw mud.
by rolltide55 January 16, 2010

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