north east peoples...

geordies, from "neecassal" (newcastle) generally fit birds...

smoggies, from "the boro" (middlesboro) generally pakis...

and mackems who are from "sunnerlun" (sunderland - i had the misfortune of being born there, thank god ive now moved south to safety... darlington!) generally charvas, and cant talk normal no matter how hard they try. also they tend to all have the same daily routine...
Ah get me girer (giro) slip in the perst (post) in the marnin, then ah gan doon the perst affice (post office) un cash it in like. then ah gan do me shoppin at netters (nettos) and gan yam un get pissed on lambruscer (lambrusco)
by southerner in the north July 08, 2004
wannabe geordies the shame o th bludy cuntry n hav gt t hav th worst futbal team ganin ! th only people in england hu h8s geordies so they need t gan fuck themsels ! TOON 4LYF !
mackem -a reckin we myt beet newcastle th day lyk

geordie-way nar man sundalands th worst team ganin
by Lil Anna E August 24, 2006
A person with rotton teeth, bad breath, spots and blackheads on their nose as a result of poor personal hygiene. Usually inbred and is either a burglar, car thief or sells pegs for a living. Drinks ace lager and wets the bed frequently.
Mick Nomark and Hamo
by web master November 23, 2003
A rather thick Geordie.
You have put your shoes on the wrong feet you Mackem
by keith robinson November 18, 2003
It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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