| 1. | Acute DSB Sickness | ||
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Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H. Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.
L: I feel sick. C: where were you? L: I went back to DC. C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness |
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| 2. | Vulpine Acute Hooky | ||
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Vulpine Acute Hooky is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend. more...
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl. At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell! Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death. Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u |
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| 3. | Acute Disese | ||
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A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease. One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.
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| 4. | Acute love fever | ||
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The feeling in March where love is springing everywhere. Because it is not yet the season of mating, spring, it is usually a short lived love. However often this faux fever gives a need to be loved after a cold long winter so many fall into this out of desperation Lilea Saix's (whose name has been changed)has for the first time started to date. The fast moving, and constant need for contact points to Acute Love Fever often occuring in teens during the early months of spring. Also another girl, Sandie H. Nahn (whose name has also been changed) has recently gotten together with an old friend.
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| 5. | Acute Fuck | ||
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Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is flexible and or skinny enough to create an acute angle between her torso and her thighs. E: I can't believe you fucked that gymnast
P: Ya bro, she was definitely an Acute Fuck E: Way to go bru |
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| 6. | Kate Punch | ||
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Ghostwriter Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over myspace and facebook. It's "I Love You Kate Punch" anagrams to "Vulpine Acute Hooky" meaning: a "Crafty Sharp Hook” The creepy chain letter goes: “a skinny little 12 year old girl with dark hair, pale skin, wearing fun bright colorful make-up named Katie Punch was knifed bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a creepy mad doctor with a hand of a hook, who was infatuated with her. the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hookey” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Katie wants revenge. now that you read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Katie Punch will enter your dreams tonight and hook you bloody rot to freaking hell. she’ll stand next to you beside your bed… staring at you with one single bat of her spider lashes… and with a cheeky smile she’ll cut her finger with a hook that shines in the darkness… drawing ‘Love’ backwards “Evol” on your chest with her blood… then kill you the way the mad doctor stabbed her to death. unless, you comment this story to 10 different people Katie Punch will not harm you. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. if not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu..... Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....
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| 7. | Kate Punch | ||
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Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend. more...
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl. At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell! Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death. Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu |
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