The perfect combination of 2-3 fingers performing a vigorous finger bang action on your girl creating the glorious sounds of her moaning and the stirring of a bowl of warm mac-n-cheese.
I had my Mac-fingers going last night with Rachel on the couch.
The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.
To give a girl a good ol' finger at McDonald's. This can be in the dining area, bathroom or crew area. A McFinger can be performed at any time, as long as you are in the restaurant.
Person 1: Hey Dave, I heard you gave that girl a McFinger, did you end up having sex?
Dave: No way, I would never let a girl touch my willy.
(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couplewords long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'