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Mac-Fingers

The perfect combination of 2-3 fingers performing a vigorous finger bang action on your girl creating the glorious sounds of her moaning and the stirring of a bowl of warm mac-n-cheese.
I had my Mac-fingers going last night with Rachel on the couch.

The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.
Mac-Fingers by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Proddy MacFingers 

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.
If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.
Proddy MacFingers by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

McFinger 

To give a girl a good ol' finger at McDonald's. This can be in the dining area, bathroom or crew area. A McFinger can be performed at any time, as long as you are in the restaurant.
Person 1: Hey Dave, I heard you gave that girl a McFinger, did you end up having sex?

Dave: No way, I would never let a girl touch my willy.
McFinger by 4nthrax October 23, 2014

Typey McFingers 

(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couple words long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.
"C'mon, Typey McFingers."
Typey McFingers by Jrznt June 5, 2004
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026