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noun. When you are swimming and a Charlie Horse (aka a cramp) is not quite hurting yet, but it will flare up if you kick wrong.
"Holy shit, I just swam that whole practice with a lurker in each calf!"
by FloopyPirate98 January 11, 2017
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Some body who hangs around where vehicles are parked.
Damn the lurker who hangs out in the marina creeps me out.
by Thugger April 08, 2004
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Someone who comes over to your house and stays really late, even if your tired and have to work the next day.
Dang, Tim is such a lurker; he wouldn't go away and was over at my house until 4am. I didn't get any sleep.
by studio d September 22, 2005
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a lurker is anyone who follows or partakes in something without actually contributing and/or participating in said activity. Lurkers can be found in any gathering of people, but the best place to find them is at a public skate park (one anyone can get into for free)they are easily identified by looking like they're minutes away from getting up and doing the most amazing trick you've ever seen, but upon further observation, they never actually do. The kids who seem to just sit there and talk about drugs, crime, or any other "Bad ass" activity also qualify as lurkers.
He's such a lurker. He's sat there rolling blunts all day and hasn't skated at all...
by WORD2YOURMOTHER March 14, 2009
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Somebody who enjoys occasional drug use and quietly keeps to himself in the crowd. He Lurks from town to town trying to get down on whatever he had found. From Clifton to D-Hill, he'll pop most any pill, to satisfy his will.
Yo is Lurker gonna be there? Aw, never mind I'm not going...
by deskox17 January 10, 2014
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A lurker is a girl at a party (the ugliest bia there). The Lurker just chills pretending to drink throughout the party. She is looking for the drunkest guy there. When she finds a drunk ass guy she makes her move. usaully said guy is to drunk to resist and they bone. this is one of the worst things that can happen to a guy because they will always be remembered for banging the shit out of that fat ass bia.

P.S. a true friend warns his drunken friends that he is being lurked
Damn did you see that Gregs drunk ass almost got lurked but bobby saved him, thats a true friend.Plus she was one ugly ass lurker.
by JacobR28 April 22, 2008
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A Lurker is like a creep he is the kid that sits in the back of your anatomy class. He has large but sunken in eyes,greasy hair, a pasty complexion, and a crooked smile. When he laughs he sounds like he's hissing. He also offers you rides home to and from school even though he lives 15 miles out of the way. But thats ok because he never sleeps. His biggest fantasy is to be your number 1 stalker.
"Look at that goddamn Lurker, get out of my Art Room Lurker."
"I'm not turning my back to you for one second Lurker."
by Chachilovesthenightlife September 30, 2005
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