4 definitions by f00
by f00 August 16, 2003
The Rump Wrangler would like you to ask him, "why Do you wear Wrangler jeans with that big label on you back pants pocket?"
by f00 September 19, 2005
A scornful nickname for an old, married pedaphile who is decended from German nobility. Short for Homo sapien.Relative of an aristochav.Also known in gay circles as Captain Crunch.
The Sapien, with his old age spots allover his face and jaundiced skin from Hepatitis, resembled a leopard who could never change his spots.
by f00 September 21, 2005
a member of the British Aristocracy who imitates the Chav:
had a retarded mother of the Aristocracy who couln't pass her O levels,Wears real Burberry, wears real track suits, dates women whose fathers have sex with the bisexual grandfather and dad, wears real bling,does coke or hangs around other aristochavs who do coke, has low A levels, loves to rub up against eurotrash women who don't wear underware at night clubs, drinks a lot,Speaks US.ghetto, and Sloan ranger, urinates on the side of nightclubs,breaks china at exclusive clubs with other aristochavs(because they can);facial resemblance to the Monty Python twit.Stepmother is a famous, upper class prostitute.Tries to be tough, but given twit assignment in the military.fights with Paparazzi.Smokes cigarettes.
had a retarded mother of the Aristocracy who couln't pass her O levels,Wears real Burberry, wears real track suits, dates women whose fathers have sex with the bisexual grandfather and dad, wears real bling,does coke or hangs around other aristochavs who do coke, has low A levels, loves to rub up against eurotrash women who don't wear underware at night clubs, drinks a lot,Speaks US.ghetto, and Sloan ranger, urinates on the side of nightclubs,breaks china at exclusive clubs with other aristochavs(because they can);facial resemblance to the Monty Python twit.Stepmother is a famous, upper class prostitute.Tries to be tough, but given twit assignment in the military.fights with Paparazzi.Smokes cigarettes.
The aristochavs leered at Paris Hilton when she got out of the low car, wearing no underware, and walked into China White.She reminds them of their girlfriends with cleavages you could drive a truck through and have small hooks on the end of their noses, like their older mothers whose nose jobs are all sagging.
by f00 September 19, 2005