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love truncheon 

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

love truncheon 

my willy, which is bigger than anything else
love truncheon by patricia October 1, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.
Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon 

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

purple headed love trunchon 

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis
While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon