Loosened his Vowels 

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

Loosened his Vowels by will bitten September 14, 2017

loomine 

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

loomine by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

I Loosened It For You 

What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>

I Loosened It For You by G-Negro December 15, 2008

loominarty 

Loominarty is the term people often use when they want to use the word “Illuminati” however are afraid of addressing them directly incase they are found out by real Illuminati ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I think that's the Illuminati symbol."
"Shh, don't say that, say Loominarty or else they will find you and wipe your existence from the internet"
(Silence)
"Oh god no plz come back to me"

loominarty by airaze :3 November 10, 2014

loomex 

Loomex is someone who is a tracer one trick listens to sad songs but he is not sad

"he is so good"
"yes he is such a loomex"

loomex by laptoplord October 4, 2021

Paki loomer 

A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.

Paki loomer by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Loyment 

Slang. very impressive
great; fine; excellent

That car was so loyment

Loyment by ivytechart March 15, 2010