When you find out the person you are seeing is Transgender.
"I took this girl out for coffee and things went well but later I learned that she was trans."

"Oh wow, you got Loomered"
by Cavebeater June 30, 2023
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When independent journalist Laura Loomer surprises the subject of a news story on camera with a question the public wants answered but the mainstream media refuses to ask
James Comey got Loomered!
by Write Winger April 19, 2018
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When Laura Loomer squats her dirty bloomer over your face and lets out a big queefy queef .
(Female Jewish accent) oh gawd baby are you ready to get loomered
by EthanRalph October 21, 2018
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When someone is confronted with overwhelming evidence of something they're guilty of doing and caught off guard by a line of questioning, usually resulting in someone running away or assaulting the inquirer when being called out. This almost always results in the inquirer being thrown out of a public venue where they've approached and questioned the subject.
Man, did you see that politician being confronted by that journalist ? They freaked out and assaulted the journalist then ran behind security instead of answering her questions. That politician just got Loomered.

Maxine, honey, you just got Loomered.

I caught my boyfriend with another girl, so of course, I Loomered them both.

I saw Keith walking downtown, so I took the opportunity to ask him about the domestic abuse allegations, he wouldn't answer me and instead ran away. Keith 100% got Loomered.
by JustMeHK September 2, 2018
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one who watches you over your shoulder very closely when playing a video game.
"Ugh, I hate Xander" says Andrew
"Why" says Chris
"He was being a loomer when i was playing Doodle Jump on my Ipod last night"
by SOOPa January 10, 2010
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An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.
Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!
by MistahTom September 27, 2005
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