loldrui

A nutritious oat snack derived from camel faeces.

Dude, that's one nice loldrui you're munching!
Thanks Bro, I like eating poop.

loldrui by josthesmurf September 20, 2013

LOLdrums 

1. Circular pattern of procrastinating by looking at funny websites (like LOLcats), getting stressed out because you have so much work still to do, relieving the stress by looking at more funny websites, which causes you to push off your work even more, etc.

2. General malaise created by extensive sessions of aimless web surfing, such as happens when one loses hours of the workday to websites like LOLcats.

I always start the week energized and excited about my project, but by Wednesday, I'm stuck in the LOLdrums.

LOLdrums by Steel Town Girl August 6, 2012

loldrunk

To be so drunk that one would have sexual intercourse with a male hacker or a Romnous.

"I will yell at you when we're loldrunk in front of your parents at HOPE", "Dude, chill, your getting loldrunk"

loldrunk by pacificoroot April 10, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016