Skip to main content

LOLdrums 

1. Circular pattern of procrastinating by looking at funny websites (like LOLcats), getting stressed out because you have so much work still to do, relieving the stress by looking at more funny websites, which causes you to push off your work even more, etc.

2. General malaise created by extensive sessions of aimless web surfing, such as happens when one loses hours of the workday to websites like LOLcats.
I always start the week energized and excited about my project, but by Wednesday, I'm stuck in the LOLdrums.
LOLdrums by Steel Town Girl August 6, 2012
Related Words
To be so drunk that one would have sexual intercourse with a male hacker or a Romnous.
"I will yell at you when we're loldrunk in front of your parents at HOPE", "Dude, chill, your getting loldrunk"
loldrunk by pacificoroot April 10, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026