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monkey loader 

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
monkey loader by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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soil loader 

A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.
Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"
soil loader by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022

soil loader 

'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.
I don't like this part of town there are too many soil loaders
soil loader by gookmetz February 9, 2022

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.
I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.
top loader by joshua September 29, 2003
Same as Larceny or fraud. Scammed

noun

1. the wrongful taking and carrying away of the personal goods of another from his or her possession with intent to convert them to the taker's own use.

Howard "The Professor" Lederer was the owner of Full Tilt poker who ran a Ponzi scheme and stole Millions of Dollars from thousands of people. He also said on the 2010 season of Poker after dark that he would like to be in the Urban Dictionary for his mistakes.
Man, I logged on to Full Tilt poker to withdraw my funds and found that I can't get my money. I got lederer'd.

Did you hear about the giant Lederer that Bernie Madoff pulled?
Lederer by Lemans455 November 25, 2012