joshua's definitions

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

gah

An expression of exhaustion or annoyance.

Shawn: "Hey Party, I wanted you to know I ate all your hashbrowns."

Party: "Gah!"

by Joshua January 10, 2005

yac

cognac; see yak

sippin' on a pint of yac

by joshua February 4, 2004

mind fuck

To attack a person's mind thru magickal means; to mess with someone psychically or even psychologically to such a degree that that person's mind is damaged and has great trouble escaping that present chaotic/damaged state. To be in such a state.

Monica knew that her misleading behavior and magickal spells had successfully mind fucked Joshua when he had sleep full of nightmares, and his waking life had hallucinations.

by Joshua January 3, 2004

assrape

getten marred

what a wife dose to you

by joshua October 28, 2003

Prostitot

Those 12-14 year old girls who dress like underaged prostitutes..generally found hanging around malls.

Though they may not look like it, Prostitots are still illegal to touch.

by Joshua January 18, 2004