A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
by Dragonwolf November 11, 2018
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