lmnph

it is like a nymph but cooler

Nymph bitch, nymph! That's what I said to jason.

lmnph by ME May 13, 2005

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

Lanphier High School 

(Can also be spelled "Lan-fear", or "That fucking terrifying school you don't want to go to.")

A school located in Springfield, IL. Previous graduates include Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger. Students have actually been raped during school hours.

The Basketball Team receives a pistol with their Jersey and at football games, the teams watch the crowd fight.

Classes include, but are not limited to: how to avoid that kid throwing a grenade at you; why the hell am I here; how to gnaw your own leg off to escape from school; and Lanphier: a brief history of Hell's bastard son.

Mike: Hey man, I heard you converted to Catholicism.
James: It's worth it. I'd rather be at SHG for four years than go to Lanphier High School when I die.

Lanphier High School by Señor Funnyas Hell July 12, 2011

lynphobia

this is when someone is rude, disrespectful, or blatant scared to and of a wholesome “lyn.” no lyn deserves to be disrespected and it is sad how this is a thing in the first place.

stop spreading lynphobia about lyn or i will eat you.

lynphobia by jojo siwa’s weave hahahah April 18, 2021

LINphobia 

The fear of playing against the Knicks, knowing that you will have to play Jeremy Lin

Person 1: Who are the Lakers playing tonight?
Person 2: Knicks at 8:00
Person 1: I bet Kobe is suffering from LINphobia right now

LINphobia by Stickee April 12, 2012

Lanphier High School 

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.

Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

Lanphier High School by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019

lmph 

Little mrs. perfect housewife

Little mr. perfect husband

Girl 1: I think im going to go cook some rice, then clean
Girl 2: omg ur such a lmph

Boy 1: i just bought my wife a ring
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: just cuz
Boy 2: ur such a lmph

lmph by THElmph January 27, 2011