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Little mrs. perfect housewife

Little mr. perfect husband
Girl 1: I think im going to go cook some rice, then clean
Girl 2: omg ur such a lmph

Boy 1: i just bought my wife a ring
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: just cuz
Boy 2: ur such a lmph
by THElmph January 27, 2011

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