llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.

Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?

llama spit by Jeff Dell'Orfano August 7, 2007

llama spit

only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.

bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA

jon: its not funny *sadness*

llama spit by screamer36432 July 23, 2011

llama spit

when doing a girl from behind, after blowing your load... you yank her around and spit directly in her face.

Aaron gave Ashly the Llama Spit last night!

llama spit by ronald May 13, 2005

Spitting Llama 

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.

Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.

Spitting Llama by King Taint March 29, 2020

The spitting llama

While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.

Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night

The spitting llama by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009

Fierce Spitting Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Spitting Llama last night

Fierce Spitting Llama by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006

Spittin lama

When getting head you proceed to cum on her neck then you lick it off and spit it in her face in hopes her mouth is open too. You can then let her know that when Lamas spit at you its their way of showing they like you. Thus you are the spittin lama

Man im so into this chick ima be a spittin lama tonight!

Spittin lama by Christy7609 December 7, 2019