a hairy mammal that tends to spit on people

it is very sexy
I've pet a very sexy llama at a farm
by sexyllamalover September 12, 2009

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n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.
"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."
by SquashedDuck November 10, 2007

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The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.
Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.
by Ryan Guide August 20, 2007

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A llama is not high comedy.
llama! hahahahahahahha llama llama llama llama's are so funny ahhahaa same as cheese cheese is funny and monkeys are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha! llama!
by Morgan! June 23, 2007

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Llama's are NOT related to camels and do not look like sheep....
and they are not pets.
Llamas found in chester zoo
by g_man12 March 01, 2009

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when some thing is really cool
"yo, that shit is mad llama!"
by Dilara November 21, 2005

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a hairy animal found usually on farms. Often will spit if they feel nervous around people or other animals. Not to be confused with guns that are talked about in many rap songs
Dude that llama today spit all over my face! I'll kill!
by Jake Clam Sant May 24, 2007

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