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n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.
"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."
by ManInLlamaSuit November 10, 2007
 
1.
This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

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Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
by Chynaman June 20, 2009
 
2.
The animals who will rule the world one day. If you do not worship these animals they will feed you to their babies during the End of the World. But otherwise they are known to be the most awesome animals in the world.
One time I saw these llamas, and I thought they wanted to dance, but then an evil squirrel came up to me and bit my leg; so now I have rabies.
by Megan aoihagfdaf August 12, 2006
 
3.
Meaning gun or weapon.
I was able to sneak my llama into the club.
by keenan88 September 01, 2005
 
4.
The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.
One time a llama spit at me.
by sldkfjsldfjwogeewpnwv December 11, 2012
 
5.
a firecrotch who chews their gum with unneccessary movement similar to the way a llama would chew. This person hates the world and wheres ugly yellow pants and polka dot shirt.
Aaron angerly stomped away to the counselor's office from Mr. Arrants' Alg. 1 class because she was called a llama.
by CB & SA October 22, 2008
 
6.
Another way to say "lmao" as in "laughing my ass off," for when you first heard of/saw "lmao" you read its pronunciation as llamas.
Person 1; lmao
Person 2; wtf? llamas??
by kagx1136 September 25, 2010
 
7.
the most dope, most fuckable animal ever
guy 1: dude, is that a llama?
guy 2: yeah, lets go fuck it
by luckyduck1004 September 16, 2013