n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.
"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."
by AbsoluteZeroOne November 10, 2007
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This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

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Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
by Chynaman June 20, 2009
The animals who will rule the world one day. If you do not worship these animals they will feed you to their babies during the End of the World. But otherwise they are known to be the most awesome animals in the world.
One time I saw these llamas, and I thought they wanted to dance, but then an evil squirrel came up to me and bit my leg; so now I have rabies.
by Megan aoihagfdaf August 12, 2006
Meaning gun or weapon.
I was able to sneak my llama into the club.
by keenan88 September 01, 2005
The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.
One time a llama spit at me.
by sldkfjsldfjwogeewpnwv December 11, 2012
A magical mystical creature that is awesome. It is also related to an alpaca.
The llama apocalypse is quickly approaching.
by Izzeh Iz January 03, 2015
the most amazing animal. This animal is so amazing Chuck Norris himself owns one, or does the llama own chuck norris...
you:"one time a llama spit on me.......... it was awesome" end mean llamas quote
by xxionejapanimexx March 11, 2015
the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.
The llama is my favorite animal.
by Meepster April 04, 2015

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