by Gumperstein February 22, 2016
Line me up, my nizzle!
by PussyHands August 5, 2018
A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for sex, romance, or dating.
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Examples of some popular pick up lines:
Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
by RissaBrooke August 8, 2009
sample pick up lines:
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
by pinkslips April 10, 2007
Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike October 12, 2005
The act of using facebook as an excuse to hit on someone. Can be used with true information and false, see example below.
A guy is telling his friend his latest face up line:
Guy 1: 'Hey, are we facebook friends? I think I recognize you from my news feed.'
Guy 2: 'Did it work?'
Guy 1: 'Yeah it worked. That's a classic face up line right there.'
Guy 1: 'Hey, are we facebook friends? I think I recognize you from my news feed.'
Guy 2: 'Did it work?'
Guy 1: 'Yeah it worked. That's a classic face up line right there.'
by Nolagrrrl May 9, 2009
-That shirt is very becoming of you... and if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
-Nice legs, which hours are they open?
-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.
Hot dayumm that was a good hook-up line!
-Nice legs, which hours are they open?
-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.
Hot dayumm that was a good hook-up line!
by SEXXYYYTIME69 April 24, 2010