a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.
i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.
dad: why are there always naked barbies laying around the house??
a smart, interesting, opinionated girl. she is not an alcoholic, druggie, or easy because not all girls at saint marys are that way. she may be spoiled, but she's not bitchy. and girls at broughton are just jealous because they lose all they guys to saint marys girls. HA!
broughton girl: i don't know how y'all can survive without guys. it's kind of sad actually because it makes all of you so desperate and easy.
saint mary's girl: no, it's okay. we're doing fine with your guys.