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limping pirate 

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.
Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.
limping pirate by Rylon September 16, 2004

limpin with the bizkit

"are you limpin with the bizkit?"
"yeah. its just one of them days."

The Limping pony 

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.
I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

Limping Zebra 

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)
Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.
Limping Zebra by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

A limping Jason 

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
A limping Jason by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

limping swamp donkey 

a really ugly unatractive woman
you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you