Shit like a Nazi

When you have to shit so bad you are willing to wipe out a whole race of people to get to a toilet.

That burrito is going to make me shit like a Nazi

by Tattookaz June 25, 2016

Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.

Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!

by Avionic January 9, 2011

shit like a mink

A saying coined and used exclusively by the late Anthony Bourdain, assumed to be a euphemism for diarrhea onset by hot and spicy food.

“This curry is going to make me shit like a mink later.”

by A/UM/E May 17, 2023

bangs like a shit house door

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.

"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"

by Sammyseven November 12, 2006

Move like a shit house rat

To move very quickly if some thing is done wrong or just generally.

Did you see them then?! They move like a shit house rat'

by scouselad August 11, 2010

some shit like that

What sakuri wanted me to look up on Urban Dictionary

Sakuri North: try googling that on urban dictionary
Sakuri North: er some shit like that

by TacoNissan November 17, 2020

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 6, 2017