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Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 02, 2009
 
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Life is unfair. It's completely random. Most of all, life is meaningless. What is the point of it? You live, you die. What's the point of working hard in life - it means nothing.
Do what you love - enjoy life. What other reason could there possibly be for life existing other than to enjoy it? Do everything, take risks. Life is so meaningless and short-term that what does it matter what you do in it? Do what you can to make a difference or change something or be remembered, otherwise your life will end and it will really have meant nothing. Do what you love and remember that life has no purpose. The world will end one day and so will life, so make the most of it now and try and help make life as happy for everyone as you can.
Life means nothing. It ends having not changed anything. Love life, but don't worry about things because sooner or later you die and it will mean nothing.
by willa wonka March 23, 2008
 
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life= 3240. in algebra 2 or more letters or numbers next to eachother means they are multiplied. L (12th letter in alphabet) times I (9th) times F (6th) times E (5th)
dude.... 12x9x6x5=3240... thats like the answer to life man... woa
by firechild245 May 06, 2006
 
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a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
by John September 03, 2003
 
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life, a definition almost not definable. Life is full of disapointments, joy, hurt, and finally death but what does it all mean? no one can really answer this. Life is so meaningless! why?! why are we here? are we not suposed to do something other then the blue print our parents and goverment have planned for us? We have one life, one chance to do everything because it doesnt who you are or what you accomplished...death does not care and where all going to have the same faith.
"What is the meaning of life?"

"I hate my life! why am I here?"
by Ty-stein May 05, 2008
 
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Life is what you make of it. Do you want to live like your going to forever? Do it! Do you want to drink like your 21? Go ahead! Nothing is stopping you from living the life you want. Go out there and make the best of it instead of eating Oreos and being on Urban Dictionary all day
My diagnosis of life was on November 16, 1992, and I'm going to make the best of it.
by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006
 
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The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
by ice cream eater July 13, 2006