A collection of failures, disappointments, and pain that always ends in death.
Fuck my life.
by Master916 March 21, 2013
this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine

basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in blood
life i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
by shawn im so kool October 22, 2005
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 02, 2009
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
by John September 03, 2003
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
by ice cream eater July 13, 2006
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
by 379 April 05, 2005
Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
by It's none of your business January 11, 2005
an invisible green blob that follows you around
vivian- what is life
cecily- a green blob
vivian- what?
cecily- proove me wrong
by Tyne October 13, 2004

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