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Damn, that guy is lexing hard for Jeremy.
Lexing by Father Tak May 24, 2020

literally loling 

Actually Literally Laughing Out Loud not just saying so by typing LOL in a text, instant message, chat or the like. Literally loling is usually accompanied by a big Kool-Aid smile that lasts anywhere from a few seconds to several minutes after initial literal laughter subsides or is otherwise contained in order to avoid questions like "whats so funny?" from annoying ease droppers in close proximity or around the vicinity of said loler.

Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.

Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?

Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!

K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!

later that day (in a non-textversation)...

Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.

Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!

Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
literally loling by Misa Rose August 14, 2009

Lexington Alarm Clock 

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.
She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.
to hold something too long. i.e. a marijuana smoking implements.
Dave was "leoing" the bong.
leoing by ws.croatia October 31, 2011

Lielingual 

Lielingual is a person who claims to be able to speak a different language but actually cannot. It comes from Lie + bilingial = Lielingual
This English fella said he could speak Spanish when he couldn't. He was in fact lielingual. The only thing that came out of his mouth was bullshit.
Lielingual by Spubman September 20, 2019

Jet Leeing 

Try harding in fighting games; no life status in fighting games
Dude your jet leeing me!
Jet Leeing by theicewizard April 29, 2015