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1.
One of the greatest party towns in the nation. Home to some of the hottest college girls (most in a sorority) found anywhere, the University of Kentucky is one of the best in the nation, from my experience.

Lexington is home to some awesome places to hang out, ranging from Tolly Ho (best food in town) to clubs like Avio and The Dame, which have live music. I live just off campus, and attend UK. There is always something to do, especially on campus.

While Kentucky as a whole is considered the capitol of hillbillies, this references a 1800's-1900's stereotype that devolved to myth (except for supremely rural towns) in the early 60's at latest.

Lexington, a party city, is known as LexVagas.
by Brandon Baker June 03, 2006
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Fuck everyone who has ever said anything bad about Lexington, Kentucky. None of you have any idea about what you're talking about, so don't even try to act like you do. You are a bunch of hypocrits who talk about "hillbillies" as if you know what they are and as if they are bad or idiotic people. Well, you don't know a damn thing. True, Kentucky does have some hillbillies, however, the majority of these people are the nicest, sweetest people you will ever meet; they are also smart people. They would help you if your car broke down on the side of the road, unlike those assholes of any larger city or state. Every state has stupid people, there is no way of not having people like that in any state, so don't judge Kentucky as if we are the only ones who have them. And the horses are beautiful, in addition to the farm land. It is true that it is decreasing, however if you are in the right parts of town you will see amazing farms filled with crops, livestock, and the best of horses. So stick any negative comments up your ass and keep walking.
Lexington
by Angry Kentuckian October 15, 2008
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3.
A short ponytail fit for the gentleman of Revolutionary-War-era sensibility and refined taste. It is tied high up or midway down the back of the head and leaves a tousle of hair free in the front for the ladies.
"Yo bro, you've got almost enough hair to pull back into a tight Lexington."

"Aw yeah, more Lexington, more sexington, homes."
by worterbuckbuck November 16, 2012
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4.
A small village in Ohio near Mansfield. 93.2% of the people do acid regularly. The parents bitch like crazy about their children's sports and the popular sports suck major dick while the unpopular sports kick ass without recognition. Go here for a party and you will definitely get laid, even before the party starts because the girls are sluts (usually freshman). There is no way to not find the drug you want, either. We have it all; heroine, acid, lsd, marijuana, cocaine, meth, old/young and easy pussy. Also, if you want to do drugs AND play a high school sport then go here (no need to worry about getting caught, we don't give a fuck).

Lexington is also hated by all of the surrounding school districts because everyone in Lexington sre either assholes or major pricks.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Did you hear about the two football players from Lexington that got caught doing meth?

Person 2: Yeah! One hospital trip and they're ok to play in the next game!

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: Wanna go to Lexington?

Person 2: For the acid or the slutty freshman?

Person 1: BOTH!!!
by lexington_res December 30, 2010
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5.
Small town in Nebraska full of "diverse people" referred to most as "Mexington"
Hey, man I'm going to Lexington to get some reefer, you wanna come along
by girlscanrace2 July 10, 2008
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6.
A town of about 200,000 people who possess the mental and cultural capacity to appreciate only three things: 1) college basketball, 2) horse racing, and 3) themsevles.

A kind of pseudo-Southern-gentility exists among the town's wealthy elite, trickling down into the abhorent, God-fearing middle class, 90% of which have locked themselves in gated suburbia if only to avoid any contact with a massive population of the working poor.

Originally, Lexington was setlled in 1784 by syphillitic Baptists fleeing the emerging metropolis of Louisville. Once settled, the town wasted no time in developing a foundation for its primary export: horses. The elitie gentry that resulted from a rash of illegal land claims moved quickly to establish this fledgling industry by breeding these animals with a vigor that would not be seen again until Adolf Hitler defined his genetic criteria for a "master race".

Eventually, this equine-frenzy resulted in the creation of a quasi-Satanic horse cult. Rituals were held on Keeneland, the town's sole horse track, and virgin sacrifces coincided with the wxing and waning of the moon. Word of these murders and assorted acts of bestiality spread, and eventually a local militia arrived to occupy city hall. To this day, the hereditary effects of syphillis and ritual animal sodomy are celebrated twice a year with races held at Keeneland.

During the Civil War, while Kentucky was split over its allegiances, Lexingtonians decided it would be a good idea to fight for slavery. After all, who's gonna look after them horses, eh?

Currently, the town is on the verge of becoming a prime example of the effects of suburban sprawl, as the downtown area (despite a minor resurgence) is slowly being atrophied via the intense land-raping commercial development occurring on Lexington's periphery. By 2020, the town will look like a series of strip malls.

An aside: Lexingtonians generally dislike Louisville. Reasons for this remian unclear (especially when one takes into consideration Louisville's greater cultural and recreational opportunities not exclusive to the upper-class, abundance of drugs at fair prices, and overall greater sense of progress, among others)... Yet many believe it all boils down to the issue of Louisville's college basketball team stealing the coach from Lexington's basketball team.

Yes, that's right, and they are a sad people because of it. But I guess that's syphillis for you.
1. I'm from Lexington, Kentucky, and you guessed it: I'm a douchebag.

2. Of course I'll eat perform analingus on a mare, for the simple reason that hail from Lexington, Kentucky.

3. John decided he would move to Lexington, Kentucky, because he was a total failure of a human being.

4. When I think of spending my life in a cesspool of existential dread while a cannibal disembowels me with a spoon, I think of Lexington, Kentucky.
by samstaggs September 19, 2006
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NASTY UGLY DIRTY INCEST TOWN THAT RELIES ON ITS BASKETBALL TEAM THAT CHEATS HENCE WHY RUPP ARENA IS CALLED RAPE BY ANY TEAM THAT HAS LOST THERE IN A CLOSE GAME BECAUSE THEY GET FUCKED OUTTA THE GAME. THIS CITY WISHES IT COULD COMPARE TO ITS LIL BROTHER A COUPLE MILES AWAY IN LOUISVILLE WHERE WE ACTUALLY WIN IN OUR SPORTS 2007 ORANGE BOWL CHAMPS

2008 ELITE 8

2009 BIG EAST REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS AND BIG EAST TOURNEY CHAMPS #1 OVERALL SEED IN THE BIG DANCE ELITE 8 APPEARANCE
MARK"YOU CATCH THAT KENTUCKY GAME LAST NIGHT"
JOHN " HELL NO.. I WAS FUCKING MY COUSIN ALL NIGHT"

"THEY CHEER WHEN THEY'RE COACH IS WINNING BUT THE FIRST LOSS THEY WANT HIM FIRED ASAP"

"THEY WEAR NOTHING BUT BLUE AND PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEIR MENS BBALL TEAM THAT MISSED THE TOURNEY IN 09 THEN THEY DO THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM THAT ACTUALLY MADE A BOWL GAME"

"JELOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE RICK PITINO AND THEY HAVE CALIPARI RICKS LONG OLD ASSITANT"

LEXINGTON SUCKSSSSSSSS ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LOUISVILLE BITCH November 03, 2009
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