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Damn, that guy is lexing hard for Jeremy.
Lexing by Father Tak May 24, 2020

no-lifing 

to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.
i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.

Lexington Alarm Clock 

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.
She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.
to hold something too long. i.e. a marijuana smoking implements.
Dave was "leoing" the bong.
leoing by ws.croatia October 31, 2011

Banana Leafing 

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
Banana Leafing by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

Jet Leeing 

Try harding in fighting games; no life status in fighting games
Dude your jet leeing me!
Jet Leeing by theicewizard April 29, 2015