lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

lead-pipe cinch by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

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