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laytonia 

aka ghettonia ... a small 'hood located off of muncaster mill road in gaithersburg , maryland where the crime rate is approximately 13 times as the neighborhood next to it which is ten times the rate of the neighborhood across the road
if you live there, you may want to save to get one of those extra security items aka a baseball bat
laytonia by mizzcriz February 19, 2005
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If you ever meet a Latonia she is a beautiful, loving, spiritual, strong, courageous, smart, headstrong person. When she walks in the room everyone knows she has entered. She has this sex appeal about herself that’s different from the rest. Very likable, funny and honest, if you really want to know the truth ask her, she will always keep it real. If she happens to be a Taurus she’s a true Boss Lady. Everything she put her mind to she succeed. True believer of( “For I can do everything through Christ, who gives me strength.” Philippians 4:13 NLT ) If you ever get a chance to become her friend she’s a friend for life, unless you cross her the wrong way. If she love you, she Love hard for you. LaTonia is a one of a kinda of girl. If you trying to figure her out just stop. It will never happen. You have to learn her (meaning )to know her you have to love her. When you meet a LaTonia you will be memorized.
LaTonia is One of a kind
LaTonia by 1BigBossLadyT March 27, 2022
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Laytoning 

to reverse Nickleback an item or idea. to dislike a popular trend.
"Chick-fil-a is shit tootsie rolls are a better chicken sandwich"

"shut up and stop Laytoning bro"
Laytoning by SSJVan November 4, 2020
"The L.A.tonia" or "the L-A-T" to most of the skater punks and white trash/thugs that live there, Latonia is a small community bordering Covington, KY that consists of housing projects, a cemetery, a brand new Wal Mart, and not much else. It continues to decline and become more like Covington or a suburb of Cincinnati each passing year, both in populace and statistics. Anyone young who lives there knows that it's a hard place to live and an even harder place to get out of.
"This kid wanted to go to UC to get out of Latonia, but he ended up at some community college. Why? Because he's just a wanna-be from the L-A-T."
Latonia by panathemajup April 5, 2006
Latonia is a naturally old walking L, she gets 0 bitches and has alot of trouble finding people of her age. She is very weird and very horny, and always takes the bus. So if you meet a latonia, immediately run away!
Have you seen that Latonia?
Yeah! Weird fella!
Latonia by JW-chickin February 5, 2022

Laytoning 

adjective & adverb
the state of being in chaos, disarray, disorganisation, propelling oneself through life in a frenzy
You’re really laytoning this day!
Laytoning by Stack-y November 2, 2018

Lantoniaina

When you meet Lantoniaina you quickly realize that she is a special person. More precisely, Lantoniainas are the 0.1% that come closest to the perfection of a human being. A Lantoniaina is always right!
wow your girlfriend is a Lantoniaina, you must be so happy
Lantoniaina by Malalako October 7, 2019