To pwn someone with evidence.
Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal
Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there
-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions
you've been lawyered!
the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic
Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!
past tense of the verb to lawyer.
"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"
the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."
"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."