Top Definition
To pwn someone with evidence.
Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
by KravenXY July 27, 2009
To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal
Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there
by SquirrelBoyed September 25, 2010
-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions
you've been lawyered!
by pjr0223 May 16, 2011
the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic
Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!
by DanQ December 11, 2007
past tense of the verb to lawyer.
"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"
by pow3rslave May 11, 2004
the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."
"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."
by Malgosha June 16, 2007
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