Lawyered 

To pwn someone with evidence.

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!

Lawyered by KravenXY July 27, 2009

Lawyered 

To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal

Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there

Lawyered by SquirrelBoyed September 26, 2010

lawyered 

the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic

Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!

lawyered by DanQ January 4, 2008

Lawyered 

-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions

you've been lawyered!

Lawyered by pjr0223 June 11, 2011

lawyered 

past tense of the verb to lawyer.

"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"

lawyered by pow3rslave May 11, 2004

Lawyered 

The word your friend says when they use fancy law terms in otherwise petty arguments to showcase their knowledge of legal vocabulary to boost their already oversized ego for knowing the annals of the books you see on your grandpa's shelf.

"The majority of us want whataburger so we should go there"

"According to law blah blah blah blah blah, majority doesn't matter in this situation because blah blah blah blah blah. Boom, lawyered

Lawyered by That1assholeguy January 23, 2017

lawyered 

the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."

"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."

lawyered by Malgosha July 15, 2007