Lawbringer 

The Bringer of the Law.

Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!

*Charges & impales enemy on axe*

Lawbringer by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017

Leuzinger 

A Person who has a 150% higher chance of contracting a malignant tumor on his right testicle and 127.6% on the left. Another common side effect is having a seventh of the average ejaculation time and masturbates 3.7 times more often. Commonly known as the Leuzinger syndrome it is a crippling disease that affects more than 7,200 males across the United States.

That guys last name is Leuzinger...most definitely a loser in bed....
Im sorry sir, you have testicular cancer; bad luck on your last name.

Leuzinger by OliverKlosov2 February 15, 2010

Laubenberg 

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

LaPinger 

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.

Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.

LaPinger by The23rd May 27, 2020

lauboner 

An involuntary erection caused by scrolling through the social media accounts of Lauren Mayberry

"Bloody hell laddie, I got a right lauboner last night."

lauboner by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

laughingering 

When you are too funny for everyone, so you stay single because nobody can make you laugh.

Nixie's humor quotient is so high, she be laughingering all her life.

laughingering by thesujithkumar July 22, 2021

Lawbringer 

A large muscular man wearing chain mail, kevlar, and plate armor all while wielding a Two-Handed Poleaxe. Referred to by most as God or Lawdaddy as his presence is enough to kill some of the strongest warriors in a battle. An expert in armed melee combat and can kill you almost instantaneously if you so much as run out of breath or attempt to attack him. Usually sent hate mail by angry villainous lawbreakers when punished.

Person: “I am going to go and stand in this area to regain some health and recover from my battle.”
Lawbringer: “Such heresy will not be tolerated. You violated article 3 of the law and will pay with your life!”

Lawbringer by gacatain May 3, 2020