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A Person who has a 150% higher chance of contracting a malignant tumor on his right testicle and 127.6% on the left. Another common side effect is having a seventh of the average ejaculation time and masturbates 3.7 times more often. Commonly known as the Leuzinger syndrome it is a crippling disease that affects more than 7,200 males across the United States.
That guys last name is Leuzinger...most definitely a loser in bed....
Im sorry sir, you have testicular cancer; bad luck on your last name.
by OliverKlosov2 February 15, 2010