lanyarding 

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

lanyarding by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011

lanyarding 

When you whip ,smack, snap or otherwise harass somebody with your lanyard.

Dan won't stop lanyarding Sally.

lanyarding by HighSober December 27, 2015

lamparding 

The act of committing to playing for a certain sports team but then taking an extended vacation and subsequently instagraming your vacation all while your team is struggling and desperately needs you

I'm lamparding my soccer team this month...won't see them for a while!

lamparding by ThatISCorrect September 28, 2015

Lamparding 

When you get a job you're entirely incapable of but don't seem aware of it.

We've got a new manager at work and he's completely lamparding it

Lamparding by Onedoom May 5, 2023

Lambarding

To hurl abuse at in an aggressive way with minimal regard for the effect. Can also be used in a physical sense, similar to harangue or harass.

Joel was subject to a brutal lambarding for his getup.

Lambarding by Blasphemous Essayist November 23, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004