The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

The Langerhans Polka by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

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Langenbanger

an ambiguosly gay adolescent boy beginning to discover the wonders of the birds and the bees

Man that kid is such a langenbanger...all he could talk about was his homosexual symphony in the city

Langenbanger by dr. emmett April 8, 2003

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Langenhorst

German for "long trees" because the German language is weird and makes people sound like they're shouting all the time.

Das Langenhorst. Das boot. Das ist gut.

Langenhorst by Salty Snarks December 18, 2016

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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