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This is what you call a Rainbow 6 Siege player who knows Owen all too well. He is the bot of the 5-stack. He plays one game and top-frags with 1 kill and swears he's the best. He takes other peoples' mains. Every member of the 5-stack hates him but feels bad for him, so they play with him. He's the member that gets carried to Platinum only to devalue the entire rank.
"God, quit being such a fucking Laro." "Jesus Christ, man, you just pulled a Laro." "Can you stop playing like a Laro this game and actually try?" "Dude, we need to stop playing with this Laro."
Laro by MisterPibb March 21, 2019

Zoe lagroomer 

A amazing liar who cheated said the n word and groomed a Child
Oh my god is that Zoe lagroomer the cheating groomer
Zoe lagroomer by Connor;))) January 13, 2021

zoe lagroomer 

a racist “influencer” who’s said the n-word, flashed her young audience, kissed a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD when she’s 19, etc.
“did you hear about the girl who said the n-word and kissed a 13 yr old?”
must’ve been zoe lagroomer.”
zoe lagroomer by Dainel The Rat November 5, 2020

LaCroix's Law 

LaCroix's Law states that as an internet discussion evolves, eventually someone that disagrees with a person will imply that the person watches Fox News and is therefore a moron. This person believes invoking LaCroix's Law "wins" the debate. (see Godwin's Law for a similar adage).
the internet poster Teabagger just invoked LaCroix's Law by posting that internet poster Joe SixPack is a moron and therefore must watch Fox News.
LaCroix's Law by Duke LaCroix June 18, 2014

lacrossetitute 

1.Hot female girls who will do any thing to get with a lacrosse player.
Those Lacrossetitutes are gonna be all over me after the game

Score the goal, win the game, get the Lacrossetitute.
lacrossetitute by 1Paralyzed6 September 4, 2007

Laroched 

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell
You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.
Laroched by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010